Vivienne McKee and her team of crazy comedy actors present “SMARTACUS”
- "flashing his weapon against Rome !"  

This year we go back to Ancient Rome with its sleazy slave markets and gory gladiator schools. Our smartass hero,  Smartacus, lived his life like a "sandal in the wind". We watch wide-eyed as he manages to escape from bondage with a belligerent band of rebellious, salacious slaves. After years in Egypt building the pyramids or rowing eight days a week for twenty years in the galley ships, these slaves really are revolting  !  They include Russellus Crowus, - a disgraced Roman suffering from an incurable down-under feeling, a Viking Warrior, Brian Bluetooth, and a good-time girl, Nymphomania and her bunga-bunga partner, Silvius Berlusconnius, who is less gladiator and more “glad-he-ate her”. This unlikely rebel army march across the boot of Italy, kicking and treading their sandalled feet on every unlucky Roman in their path.

Rome’s Numero UNo - Nauseous Villainus Crassus , vows to destroy  the slave army and drag Smartacus to Rome to  fight in the arena in front of the notorious "thumbs -down" Emperor Caligula-la  (who is completely ga-ga ! )

It’s revolting ! It’s titillating!  
It makes Lars von Trier films look like Disney !  
Don’t miss this thrilling and hilarious tale of blood, sweat, passion, incest, sandals, sex, silly gags and bad body odour  !

THE SLAVE WHO LIVED HIS LIFE
LIKE A SANDAL IN THE WIND !

Vivienne McKee and her team of crazy comedy actors present “SMARTACUS” .

In those long forgotten days of sleazy slave markets and gory gladiator schools , our smartass hero, manages to escape from bondage with a revolting band of slaves. These include Russellus Crowus - a disgraced Roman suffering from an incurable down-under feeling, Madonnix - a sex icon of the arena who has known better days , Silvius Berlusconnius, less gladiator and more “glad-he -ate her”, and their Viking spin-doctor, Dr van Helsingør from Elsinore. This unlikely rebel army march across the boot of Italy, kicking and treading their sandalled feet on every unlucky Roman in their path. Rome’s Numero UNo - Nauseous Villainus Crassus, vows to destroy the rebels and drag Smartacus to Rome to be punished by the tri-sexual Emperor Caligula-la who is completely ga-ga !

It’s revolting ! It’s disgusting! Don’t miss this thrilling story of blood, sweat, passion, incest, sandals and bad body odour !

Teaching Material

Click below to get the Teaching Material for Crazy Christmas Cabaret 2013 - Smartacus

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